BREAKING: Paulo Dybala Agrees To Join Every Premier League Club Following His Performance Against Barcelona

BREAKING: Paulo Dybala Agrees To Join Every Premier League Club Following His Performance Against Barcelona
Apr 11, 2017

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The Champions League tie between Juventus and Barcelona hasn’t even finished yet, but our close sources can reveal Dybala’s representatives have been in a Skype call with every Premier League club during the half-time interval, and the Argentine has agreed a deal to join Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City, Liverpool and, somewhat surprisingly, Burnley.

Dybala’s representatives have revealed the forward will pick and choose which game he wants to play for his 5 new clubs but has hinted he will favour Burnley due to the influence of Sean Dyche. The Old Lady’s number 21 scored two in 45 minutes against Barcelona tonight, causing thousands of Twitter accounts to suddenly adopt avatar’s of the 23-year-old.

Sean Dyche was delighted with the signing, but we couldn’t translate his comments as nobody had a pack of soothers on hand. Paulo Dybala will meet-up with his new team-mates at the end of the season, and everyone’s excited about seeing him in his new colours, well, colours of each of his new clubs.

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