PARODY: Ty From ArsenalFanTV Says Grass Was To Blame For Arsenal’s Loss To Bayern

PARODY: Ty From ArsenalFanTV Says Grass Was To Blame For Arsenal’s Loss To Bayern
Feb 15, 2017

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Ty from ArsenalFanTV has revealed the grass was too green at the Allianz Arena, which disrupted Mesut Özil and his companion’s style of play.

Bayern went ahead through Arjen Robben’s 10th-minute stunner, shortly followed by Alexis Sanchez’s penalty follow-up. An injury to Laurent Koscielny then left Arsenal in a shambles, as Lewandowski and co. ran riot at the Allianz.

Ty, who’s known for his positivity despite the ups and downs Arsenal fans face, says the grass was too green tonight, causing Bayern’s dismantling of the Gunners by four goals to one. Speaking on the fan channel, the 46-year-old said:

“The grass was too green. How can you blame the manager, how? It’s the groundsman’s fault in Germany. It was proabaly a tactic by Bayern. Atleast we got the away goal. I’ll always support the manager and to be fair, it could be a good thing.”

*drinks Arsenal bottle*

“We want to win the league and now we’ll have less games for fatigue. I have faith.”

Arsenal will now have to try and overcome a four-goal deficit at the Emirates, but with the Premier League hotting up, it’s unlikely Arséne Wenger will risk key players in a tie which is almost certainly over.

note: This article is a parody and mainly fictional.

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